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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \n        \n        A breathable, everyday crew tee with a playful, minimalist dial graphic across the chest. The medium-weight cotton feels familiar and reliable — soft after a few wears but built to last. The small meter illustration uses bright green-to-red segments that read energetic without shouting; it sits low on the chest for a subtle, modern look. Wear it when you want a casual layer that nods to mood, momentum, or a quiet bit of humor. The tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette tidy; shoulder tape and a tear-away label add comfort for all-day wear. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certification give it an easy conscience, whether you pair it with jeans, layered under a jacket, or grab it on your way out for a morning coffee run.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — durable and breathable at 180 g\/m²\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves\/neck label and DTG for main chest graphic\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certification, and ethically sourced cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":50091759435999,"sku":"27935555129135593604","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50091759468767,"sku":"10491534396295085762","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":50091759501535,"sku":"23297534074475924630","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50091759534303,"sku":"25180802809574367428","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":50091759567071,"sku":"90677630814056133477","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50091759599839,"sku":"18062869032974699719","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":50091759632607,"sku":"87991993039955697370","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50091759665375,"sku":"19496948248072421267","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50091759698143,"sku":"15367743705007755937","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50091759730911,"sku":"57531419546963209448","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50091759763679,"sku":"13521530869568476997","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50091759796447,"sku":"23874482374690902831","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":50091759829215,"sku":"87893670192011993252","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":50091759861983,"sku":"38433781415184282456","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":50091759894751,"sku":"31251281114266375834","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":50091759927519,"sku":"32843643432427049544","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/0777\/9807\/files\/13646836990980965134_2048.jpg?v=1780937838"}],"url":"https:\/\/chronicallyonlineclothingstore.myshopify.com\/collections\/brainrot.oembed","provider":"ChronicallyOnlineClothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}