Chronically approved
A breathable, everyday crew tee with a playful, minimalist dial graphic across the chest. The medium-weight cotton feels familiar and reliable — soft after a few wears but built to last. The small meter illustration uses bright green-to-red segments that read energetic without shouting; it sits low on the chest for a subtle, modern look. Wear it when you want a casual layer that nods to mood, momentum, or a quiet bit of humor. The tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette tidy; shoulder tape and a tear-away label add comfort for all-day wear. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certification give it an easy conscience, whether you pair it with jeans, layered under a jacket, or grab it on your way out for a morning coffee run.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — durable and breathable at 180 g/m²
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/neck label and DTG for main chest graphic
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certification, and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Low Cortisol - Graphic Tee
$19.99Product description
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — durable and breathable at 180 g/m²
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/neck label and DTG for main chest graphic
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certification, and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Fit & sizing
Use your normal tee size for a standard fit. Size up for the oversized doomscroll silhouette.
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