Chronically approved
Patrick Ateman Graphic T-Shirt
$19.99Product description
This classic cotton tee carries a bold, retro-inspired graphic front and a laid-back silhouette that sits easily in everyday life. The image centers on rugged, cinematic characters with distressed typography reading “AMERICAN CHUD” and “PATRICK ATEMAN,” giving the shirt a gritty, cult-movie vibe. Wear it with worn denim, a leather jacket, or under an open flannel — it reads like a statement from someone who loves offbeat films, late-night debates, and playlists that skip between punk and synth. The fabric feels substantial yet breathable, holding crisp print detail while softening with each wash. Subtle flecks in natural shades and a tear-away label keep the focus on comfort. This tee is made to be lived in: sat through small gatherings, worn to movie nights, and layered for cool evenings.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) — durable, breathable 180 g/m² fabric
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main prints — crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX certified; tear-away label and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) — durable, breathable 180 g/m² fabric
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main prints — crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX certified; tear-away label and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Fit & sizing
Use your normal tee size for a standard fit. Size up for the oversized doomscroll silhouette.
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